She makes a deal with the evil sea witch, Ursula, which gives her a chance to experience life on land, but ultimately places her life – and her father’s crown – in jeopardy. While mermaids are forbidden to interact with humans, Ariel must follow her heart. The youngest of King Triton’s daughters, and the most defiant, Ariel longs to find out more about the world beyond the sea, and while visiting the surface, falls for the dashing Prince Eric. The Little Mermaid is the beloved story of Ariel, a beautiful and spirited young mermaid with a thirst for adventure. The film stars Halle Bailey as Ariel, Daveed Diggs as the voice of Sebastian, Jacob Tremblay as the voice of Flounder, Awkwafina as the voice of Scuttle, Jonah Hauer-King as Prince Eric, Art Malik as Sir Grimsby, Noma Dumezweni as Queen Selina, Javier Bardem as King Triton, and Melissa McCarthy as Ursula.
Congratulations." Episode: "Go God Go" (Season 10)Ĭheck out the teaser trailer for The Little Mermaid, the upcoming live-action reimagining of the animated musical classic. So there you go – you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys that had butt sex with a fish squirrel. And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. And then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog. And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog squirrel. So the retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live.
One day, a couple of fish had a retard baby. It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning, we were all fish swimming around in the water. Now I for one think evolution is a bunch of bull crap, but I've been told I have to teach it anyway. On Evolution Line: "Alright, kids, it's now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Lets get some queers and some trucks and have us a good old fashion drag!" Episode: "Follow that Egg!" (Season 9) And there is only one way for us to altogether make that message clear – We need to round up three of four queers and beat the hell out of them. We need to tell the governor and the world that gay marriage is not okay, that homosexuals cannot muddy our traditions. On Gay Marriage Line: "They passed this law behind our backs. Garrison's most outrageous moments as well. Garrison's ridiculous personality and it should encapsulate one of Mr. As we did with our list of Cartman's Greatest Lines, we used the following criteria to come up with our list: The line has to be hilarious in and of itself it has to epitomize some important facet of Mr.
IGN Stars' latest edition of Line-O-Rama gathers all of Mr. Garrison has spouted some of the funniest lines in the show's brilliant run. Garrison has undergone a hysterical metamorphosis over the years, beginning as a self-hating homosexual, then surgically transforming himself into a homophobic woman, and finally returning to his original form after fully embracing his sexuality. Garrison saying something that actually makes sense. It's a fantastic example of Parker and Stone voicing a satirical statement through the least expected voice of reason, and it's one of the few examples of Mr. Garrison to handle, and he erupts in the above-mentioned monologue about celebrity political activists and their inability to relate to middle America. The interference of the obnoxious celebrity is too much for Mr. Garrison returns to work as a kindergarten teacher, he's met with an annoying quagmire: The student's election for class president is stuck in deadlock, prompting one of the candidates to call his famous outspoken celebrity aunt, Rosie O'Donnell. So get your ass back on first class and respect this class's right to make up their own minds! Sorry, I got a little off the subject there, kids." Episode: "Trapper Keeper" (Season 4) When Mr.
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But just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government. People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time, but when it comes to middle America, you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels that need your political enlightenment. Line: "You don't give a crap about them because they're not on your side.
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